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The Birth Of Suburbia

Nothing says that we’ve turned shabby chic into the neo-neo-classical like redoing Sandro Botticelli’s Nascita di Venere as the The Birth Of Suburbia. 😛

The Birth Of Suburbia
The Birth Of Suburbia

Of course, this redux of The Birth of Venus would, without a doubt, incense the intelligentsia and academics to fits of derision and scorn. They barely tolerate the efforts of their students, much less those of the groundlings of suburbia. Also, such a composition as this would need to be heavily retouched so as not to rouse the ire of the multi-billion dollar fashion and weight-loss cartels, the politicians that profiteer off them, and the countless deluded slaves to their whims.

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4 Responses to “The Birth Of Suburbia”

  1. cmblake6 Says:
    September 9th, 2014 at 1:38 am

    Went to the other site, drooled a lot. This is verra niiiicee as well.

  2. Buffet Says:
    September 9th, 2014 at 5:32 am

    Rapunzel’s lookin’ a little pale.

  3. jonolan Says:
    September 9th, 2014 at 7:16 am

    Thank you, cmblake6. I’m glad you liked both.

  4. jonolan Says:
    September 9th, 2014 at 7:17 am

    Yep, but that fits in well w/ the original composition.

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