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In BP’s Defense

The ongoing tragic disaster of British Petroleum’s (BP) Deepwater Horizon Gulf of Mexico oil spill is horrendous and it’s potential environmental and economic effects are so vast as to be nigh on incalculable.

In BP’s defense, however, there have been far worse, more damaging, and just plain more disgusting things to pollute the world’s oceans than a mere few million barrels of crude oil.

No! We’ll Never Get The Taste Outta The Water Now!

Of course, in Amy Winehouse’s case, while she would probably be as detrimental to the Gulf’s shrimp population as the oil spill, she’d probably add to the crabs population.

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Impacts of the Gulf Oil Spill on Fishing and Wildlife (Wildlife Protection, Destruction and Extinction: Fish, Fishing and Fisheries)

Blowout in the Gulf: The BP Oil Spill Disaster and the Future of Energy in America

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Tags: Amy Winehouse | BP | Celebrities | Gulf Oil Spill | Humor | Lolcelebs | Pollution | The Environment

This entry was posted on Saturday, June 5th, 2010 at 9:16 am and is filed under Humor, The Environment. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “In BP’s Defense”

mcnorman Says:
June 5th, 2010 at 9:32 am
OMG, you are too funny. But true…here’s another one.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/reality_execs_stds_are_constant_9sjJBx9Gmjlirn2JPotxUI?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=
jonolan Says:
June 5th, 2010 at 9:41 am
Thank you, both for the compliment and for the link, though the link was a little scary. That, however, might just be my New Yorker’s prejudice against NJ and its residents.

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